Episode 4-26

Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• Nuts to you, Greg Proops 
• Go suck eggs, Wayne Brady
• So's your old man, Colin Mochrie
• Stick it where the sun don't shine, Ryan Stiles

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, just like...
  • Four out of the Jackson Five

Games

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Colin as "Yasser Yasser Threebagsfull"
  • Co-anchor: Greg - The dominatrix that Colin has hired for the evening
  • Sports: Wayne - Outraged secretary desperate to find out who left a photocopy of their butt in her in tray
  • Weather: Ryan - About to die, his whole life flashes before our eyes

• Hats
  • World's worst dating service video

• Greatest Hits
  • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
  • Singer: Wayne
  • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Anne
  • Album: Songs of College
  • Songs:
    • Ska - "Rah Rah Rah, Ska Rah Rah"
    • Cuban - "Alma Mater, Alma Fadder"

• Film Dub
  • Performers: Greg, Colin, and Ryan
  • Scene: Celebrating a special occasion

• Show-Stopping Number
  • Performers: Colin, Ryan, and Wayne
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • Scene: Toll booth

• World's Worst
  • Priest or rabbi
  • Performers: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan

Winner

• Wayne Brady
  • The rest get to do "World's Worst" with Drew

Credits

• Greg Proops reads the credits as a dominatrix disciplining the other three while telling us all about his past clients

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Hats Gallery

Hey, if I can keep a souffle up for hours...

Ah, alright, that'll be twelve-fifty.

Why? Because I can.

Ding! I'm hot for you.

No, let me give you a tip.

You'll be after me lucky charms.

If I don't come in less than thirty minutes, I'm free.

I'm not into protection.

Oh, could no one hear me? Maybe it's 'cause of this [fucking] mask I'm wearing!

At this point, I'd even take a ho, ho, ho.

I'll be your little brownie.

Oh you can measure me, but you won't be throwin' me back.