Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hi I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • That DUI you got twenty-four years ago
    • A pep talk to the Cleveland Browns


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Barney Smallpants" - Has just found his boyfriend Brad is having an affair with someone else on the show (and he wants to know who it is)
    • Sports: Wayne - Farm boy defending his title in the finals of the National Greased Pig Roundup
    • Weather: Ryan as "Sparky McSparksparker" - First-time mother going from conception to birth
  • Two-Line Vocabulary
    • Scene: Submarine commander Captain Colin is questioning two seamen (Ryan and Brad) because he suspects one of them of being a spy
    • Lines:
      • Brad
        • "Says who?"
        • "What the hell is that?"
      • Ryan
        • "That can't be good."
        • "When's lunch?"
  • Quick Change
    • Performers: Brad, Colin, and Ryan, with Wayne
    • Scene: Outlaw Brad is giving Miss Kitty, Colin, a hard time in the saloon when Sheriff Ryan enters to sort things out
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Latin American soccer announcers on their day off
    • Weird things for people to find beautiful
    • Weird things for your grandmother to give you for Christmas
    • What politicians' wives are really thinking as they smile and wave from the podium


  • Everybody


  • Wayne and Brad are contestants in the Greased-Pig-Catching Contest, Ryan and Colin are the pigs


  • Linda Taylor is seen momentarily in the establishing shot, but is not credited and does not perform in this episode.


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