Episode 4-17

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Air date	November 28, 2001
Season	4
Episode #	412
Previous	Episode 4-16
Next	Episode 4-18

Cast

• Host: Drew Carey
• Performers:
  • Colin Mochrie ("Land ahoy!")
  • Ryan Stiles ("More ale, ye lusty wench!")
  • Wayne Brady ("Arrr, matey")
  • Brad Sherwood ("Shiver me timbers")

The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

• "That DUI you got twenty-four years ago."
• "A pep talk to the Cleveland Browns." (Later re-used for Episode 7-24.)

Games

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Brad
  • Co-anchor: Colin (He's just found his boyfriend Brad is having an affair with someone else on the show, and he wants to know who it is.)
  • Sports: Wayne (A farm boy defending his title in the finals of the National Greased Pig Roundup.)
  • Weather: Ryan (A first-time mother going from conception to birth.)
• Two Line Vocabulary
  • The scene: Submarine commander Captain Colin is questioning two seamen (Ryan and Brad) because he suspects one of them of being a spy.
  • Brad can only say "Says who?" and "What the hell is that?"
  • Ryan can only say "That can't be good" and "When's lunch?"
• Quick Change
  • The scene: Outlaw Brad is giving Miss Kitty (Colin) a hard time in the saloon when Sheriff Ryan enters to sort things out.
• Scenes from a Hat
  • Latin American soccer announcers on their day off.
• Irish Drinking Song about...
  • Graduation.

Winner

• Everybody.

Credits

• Wayne and Brad are contestants in the Greased-Pig-Catching Contest, while Ryan and Colin are the pigs.