Whose Line Is It Anyway Wiki
Whose Line Is It Anyway Wiki

Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • The Swiss Navy


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Oswald Thatendswald"
    • Co-anchor: Kathy as "Janine Genue" - Whiny girlfriend from a 1930s gangster movie who thinks Colin is her mob boss boyfriend
    • Sports: Wayne as "Jose Canyousee" - Female Russian weightlifter trying to impress an American man with her strength
    • Weather: Ryan as "Cole Front" - Increasingly desperate Prince Charming using his own shoe as the slipper
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Musicians: Laura and Linda
    • About: Ingrid, a detective with the police department
    • Style: 80s rock anthem
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Kathy
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: Riding on roller coasters
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV voiceover guys: Colin and Ryan
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
    • Album: Songs of the Race Car Driver
    • Songs:
      • Dixieland - "Axle Grease Rag"
      • Police - "Errrrrt Bang!"
      • Lambada - "Two Laps to Go"


  • Kathy Greenwood
    • The rest have to do their favorite game, "Hoedown"


  • Kathy reads the credits as a whiny 30s gangster moll to her gangster boyfriend Colin