Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Call me for late-night relaxation, Wayne Brady
- I love to play, Chip Esten
- Couples are my specialty, Colin Mochrie
- You get what you pay for, Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
- (Introduction reused in Episode 8-02)
The Points
- Don't matter, like...
- A Lutheran deli
Games
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Chip
- Wayne - Members of *NSYNC fighting amongst themselves during a video shoot
- Colin - An insult comic reincarnated as a ravenous blood-sucking leech
- Ryan - Bride going through her progressively worsening wedding day with husband Colin
- Bachelorette: Chip
- Duet
- Singers: Chip and Wayne
- Musicians: Laura and Linda
- About: Anna, a sign-language interpreter
- Style: Rod Stewart and Tina Turner
- Scene to Rap
- Musicians: Laura and Linda
- About: Dracula
- Party Quirks
- Host: Chip
- Wayne - Attending a college keg party from sober to passed out in 30 seconds
- Colin - Overly dramatic private investigator finding ridiculous clues to a murder
- Ryan - Panicking, trapped bird who keeps mistaking the cameras for open windows
- Host: Chip
- Doo-wop
- Singers: Wayne, Chip, and Ryan
- Musicians: Laura and Linda
- About: Cheryl, who died tragically in a freak knitting accident
Wayne and Chip
Drew and Ryan
Winner
- Colin Mochrie
- The rest get to do "Props"
Credits
- Wayne, Chip, and Colin read the credits as three bird catchers trying to catch Ryan who's a bird trapped in the studio
Trivia