Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • The Border Patrol


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: No teleprompters
      • Colin - Presidential Candidate Man
      • Ryan - Toddler Doing Everything for the First Time Boy
      • Chip - The Mosh Pit Kid
      • Wayne - Can't Control His Stallion Man
  • Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Audience members: Trish and Melissa
    • Scene: Ship's captain Ryan and his new bride Colin are getting romantic in their cabin on the Titanic moments before it hits the iceberg
  • Three-Headed Broadway Star
    • Heads: Wayne, Chip, and Colin
    • Musicians: Laura and Linda
    • To: Allie
    • Song: "You've Got a Beautiful Bald Spot"
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: With the Philistine army approaching, Samson, Colin, is furious with Delilah, Ryan, for cutting off his hair
    • Lines:
      • "Hold me close and call me Ginger."
      • "Aren't you hot in that wetsuit?"
      • "Boy, I'm still hammered from last night."
      • "Hop on, I'll show you what this baby can do."
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Drew, and Ryan with Colin's hands
    • Scene: Ryan is an angry football coach trying to inspire his quarterback, Drew, at halftime


  • Wayne Brady


  • Everybody reads the credits as toddlers who have just learned their first words


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