Episode 3-21

Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• He shoots! He Scores! Greg Proops
• A hole in one, Wayne Brady
• Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, Colin Mochrie
• Goooooooooooal! Ryan Stiles

and I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, like...
  • Ninety percent of your mail

Games

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Greg as "Sickof Survivor"
  • Co-anchor: Colin - A talking parrot
  • Sports: Wayne - Aggressive old drunk who used to do the sports
  • Weather: Ryan - Siegfried and Roy whose act is going dangerously wrong

• Two-Line Vocabulary
  • Performers: Greg, with Ryan and Colin
  • Lines:
    • Colin:
      • "I didn't know you had one of those."
      • "That's completely disgusting."
    • Ryan:
      • "God I love you."
      • "How does that feel?"
  • Scene: Ryan is the president, who's just been caught with a woman, and he has called in Colin, his female press secretary, and Greg, his adviser, to solve the crisis

• Party Quirks
  • Host: Greg
    • Wayne - Determined little old lady who likes tight butts
    • Colin - Increasingly violent bouncer clearing the bar at closing time
    • Ryan - The third of each animal species trying to talk its way onto Noah's ark

• Greatest Hits
  • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
  • Singer: Wayne
  • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Anne
  • Album: Songs of the Nurse
  • Songs:
    • Reggae - "Four-Hundred-Dollar Bill"
    • Wyclef Jean and The Rock - "I'm Tired of Wearing White"
    • Rockabilly - "I Wish I Were a Doctor"

• Props

Colin and Wayne

Drew and Ryan

Winner

• Greg Proops
  • Gets to sit at the desk while the rest do "Props"

Credits

• Everybody reads the credits as aliens looking down from their spaceship

Trivia

• First playing of "Two-Line Vocabulary"