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Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points[]

  • Don't matter, like...
    • Ninety percent of your mail

Games[]

  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Sickof Survivor"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - A talking parrot
    • Sports: Wayne - Aggressive old drunk who used to do the sports
    • Weather: Ryan - Siegfried and Roy whose act is going dangerously wrong
  • Two-Line Vocabulary
    • Performers: Greg, Ryan and Colin
    • Lines:
      • Colin:
        • "I didn't know you had one of those."
        • "That's completely disgusting."
      • Ryan:
        • "God I love you."
        • "How does that feel?"
    • Scene: Ryan is the president, who's just been caught with a woman, and he has called in Colin, his female press secretary, and Greg, his adviser, to solve the crisis
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Wayne - Determined little old lady who likes tight butts
      • Colin - Increasingly violent bouncer clearing the bar at closing time
      • Ryan - The third of each animal species trying to talk its way onto Noah's ark
  • Greatest Hits
    • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Anne
    • Album: Songs of the Nurse
    • Songs:
      • Reggae - "Four-Hundred-Dollar Bill"
      • Wyclef Jean and The Rock - "I'm Tired of Wearing White"
      • Rockabilly - "I Wish I Were a Doctor"

Winner[]

  • Greg Proops
    • Gets to sit at the desk while the rest do "Props"

Credits[]

  • Everybody reads the credits as aliens looking down from their spaceship

Trivia[]

  • First playing of "Two-Line Vocabulary" with Greg being the person who can say anything he wants, then beginning in the episode 24 onwards, Colin is the one who can say anything he wants.