Episode 3-05

Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• His belts need replacing, Greg Proops
• He's low on fluid, Wayne Brady
• He needs a tune-up, Colin Mochrie
• He just blew a gasket, Ryan Stiles

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, like...
  • The word "rapid" in "Rapid Transit"

Games

• Survival Show
  • Host: Greg
  • Contestants: Wayne, Colin, and Ryan
  • Location: Post Office

• Scenes from a Hat
  • When it's unwise to say "I don't care" to her
  • People you wish would just shut up
  • Men that women just don't seem to go for
  • Pick-up lines of the elderly
  • Things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang
  • Things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father
  • Difficult things to sell door-to-door

• Reunion
  • Performers: Greg, Ryan, and Colin
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • Common bond: Army Drill Sergeants

• Greatest Hits
  • TV commercial pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
  • Singer: Wayne
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • Album: Songs of the Safari
  • Songs:
    • 1920s Fats Waller - "Lion Nibblin' on My Toes"
    • Jamaican rap - "Ants, Ants, Ants in My Pants"
    • Tracy Chapman - "Man, It's Hot"

• Props

Ryan and Drew

Wayne and Colin

Winner

• Greg Proops
  • The losers get to do a game with Drew

Credits

• Ryan and Colin read the credits as if Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and he's teaching his monster, Colin, to read

Trivia

• First playing of "Survival Show" and "Reunion"