Episode 3-01

Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• Here's the first fish I ever caught, Wayne Brady
• I got this one down in Mexico, Kathy Greenwood
• I got this one up in Canada, Colin Mochrie
• Hey, wave your hand in front of this one, he sings and tells jokes, Ryan Stiles

I'm Drew Carey, your host. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, just like...
  • Twinkies Light

Games

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Colin as "Horst Yourodeinon"
  • Co-anchor: Kathy as "Sarah Bellum" - Colin's nagging overbearing wife
  • Wayne: Sports as "Abdullah Oblongata" - The munchkins from The Wizard of Oz
  • Ryan: Weather as "Lee Bido" - Shows why he is known as Mr. Sexual Harassment

• Song Styles
  • Singer: Wayne
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • About: Maureen, the editor of Teen Style magazine
  • Style: Sisqo

• Scenes from a Hat
  • Bad things to do during an earthquake
  • Graffiti found in the White House restroom
  • Rejected names for bras
  • Unfortunate wedding night confessions
  • Inappropriate compliments to give your mother
  • What Drew Carey's thinking right now

• What Are You Trying to Say?
  • Performers: Ryan and Colin
  • Scene: Colin is being fitted for a suit by Ryan

• Party Quirks
  • Host: Kathy
    • Wayne - Island tribal chief and his interpreter
    • Colin - Thinks people's butts are sandwiches
    • Ryan - Drag queen sporting a major attitude

• Irish Drinking Song
  • Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
  • Musician: Laura
  • About: Drew

Winner

• Kathy Greenwood
  • The rest do a game with Drew

Credits

• Kathy and Colin read the credits, and Kathy is a bad-tempered film star complaining to angry director Colin about her co-stars

 Trivia

• First playing of "What Are You Trying to Say?" and "Irish Drinking Song"

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"Irish Drinking Song"

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