Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- He's lost that loving feeling, Wayne Brady
- My boyfriend's back and he's Chip Esten
- Who wrote the book of love? Colin Mochrie
- He's coming to take me away, ha ha, ho ho, he he, Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points
- Are useless, like...
- A condom to a Trekkie
Games
- Superheroes
- Crisis: No more Rogaine
- Colin - Captain Hair
- Ryan - Totally Insane Old Man
- Chip - The Chippendale Kid
- Wayne - Captain Frat Boy
- Crisis: No more Rogaine
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Chip
- Wayne - Possessed girl from The Exorcist
- Colin - Cantankerous snowman who is melting
- Ryan - Destructive toddler learning to walk and talk
- Bachelorette: Chip
- Duet
- Singers: Wayne and Chip
- Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
- About: A funnel
- Style: 1940s tap dance number
- Whose Line?
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: Colin is Davy Crockett, and Ryan is Jim Bowie, and they're about to make their last stand at the Alamo and Colin is losing his nerve
- Lines:
- "Lay a wet one on me, big guy."
- "Why are you dressed like a French maid?"
- "It's time for your sponge bath."
- "Shut up and touch the monkey!"
- Scenes from a Hat
- Bad game show concepts
- Things you never want to hear your grandmother say
- Pick up lines in the fruit and vegetable aisle
- Personal ads that won't get many responses
- People you'll never see on the cover of Playboy
- Modern additions to the ten commandments
- If dogs told jokes
- Favorite pranks of ER doctors
Colin and Wayne
Drew and Ryan
Winner
- Chip Esten
- The rest get to do a game of Props
Credits
- Colin reads the credits as Captain Hair
Trivia
- The "Captain Hair" identity from "Superheroes" becomes a running gag throughout the show, and even spills into Episode 2-39 from the same taping session.
Gallery
"Credits"
