Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Look! The bat signal! Brad Sherwood
- Holy fire escape! Wayne Brady
- To the bat poles! Colin Mochrie
- If I could just reach my Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points[]
- Don't matter, just like...
- My gym bag
- The elections
Games[]
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Wayne
- Brad - Dracula with an insatiable appetite
- Colin - Desperate middle-aged housewife looking to spice up her life
- Ryan - Having a big fight with his boyfriend backstage
- Bachelorette: Wayne
- Newsflash
- Newsanchors: Brad and Colin
- Field reporter: Ryan
- On the green screen: Elephant seals
- Title Sequence
- Singers: Brad and Wayne
- Actors: Ryan and Colin
- Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
- Sitcom: Hillary and Monica
- Whose Line?
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: Ugly hunchback Quasimodo, played by Ryan, has just rescued and taken to his bell tower the beautiful French gypsy girl Esmerelda, played by Colin, as an angry mob forms outside
- Lines:
- "I had no idea you were inflatable."
- "Sorry, that's the beer talking."
- "Let's get jiggy with it!"
- "Drew Carey makes me hot."
- Scenes from a Hat
- The secret double lives of Whose Line cast members
- Posts you'll never see on a church bulletin board
- Hobbies of the stupid
- America's least popular monuments
- Strange chants overheard while jumping rope
- What models say to each other as they pass on the runway
- What Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree
- Documentary subjects you'll never see
- Hoedown
- Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
- Musician: Laura
- About: Probation officer
Winner[]
- Brad Sherwood, let's make him the winner, who cares...
Credits[]
- All these guys read the credits as two neighboring families arguing over the fence
Gallery[]
