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Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down. Let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • A surveillance camera at the 99-cent store
    • Batting practice to the Dodgers


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Chip
      • Wayne - Female American Gladiator
      • Colin - Makes animal noises whenever he gets turned on
      • Ryan - Angry farmer looking for person who slept with his daughter
  • Duet
    • Singers: Chip and Wayne
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Anna
    • About: Derek, who runs a warehouse in the diesel industry
    • Style: Village People
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Chip
      • Wayne - Early movie footage of King Kong vs. Godzilla
      • Colin - Has a personal vendetta against the neighbors downstairs
      • Ryan - Series of crunching football tackles in slow motion


  • Ryan and Wayne


  • Colin reads the credits as a substitute teacher trying to get an unruly class under control


  • The Melissa's underwear incident became a running gag. Ryan sang verses about it in two unaired "Hoedown"s from the same taping session, but with other suggested topics:

Censorship Hoedown

I hate it when they cut it. Boy, they're such a snob
But, I guess in a way, that is just their job
They sit backstage and they act all snooty
But I hope they don't cut Melissa's nice tight booty

Melissa's nice tight booty

Traffic Hoedown

Talking about traffic, it is boring all the time
It's hard to think about something that'll rhyme
Traffic, ah. Who cares? It's got no kind of class
But, once again, I've gotta mention Melissa's ass

Mention Melissa's ass!