Episode 1-03

Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Tonight's performers:

• Whatever you do, don't step in him, Greg Proops
• If you're a lady, you gotta love, Wayne Brady
• Science experiment gone wrong, Colin Mochrie
• And his fiendish creator, Ryan Stiles

And I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, and let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused in Episode 1-07)

Games

• Let's Make a Date
  • Bachelorette: Greg
    • Wayne - The greatest lover in France
    • Colin - Going through all the stages of getting drunk
    • Ryan - Pig farmer from Arkansas

• Scene to Rap
  • Musician: Laura
  • Scene: At a hospital

• Hats
  • World's worst dating service video

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Greg as "Packed Tightly"
  • Co-anchor: Colin - Can no longer hide his love for the anchorman
  • Sports: Wayne - James Brown
  • Weather: Ryan - The anchor's angry neighbor

• Greatest Hits
  • Singer: Wayne
  • TV voiceover artists: Colin and Ryan
  • Musician: Laura
  • Album: Songs of the Bus Driver
  • Songs:
    • Michael Jackson - "You're Not on My Route"
    • Country western - "Pffffff"
    • 80s funk - "I Got a Flat Tire, I Got a Flat Tire"

• Newsflash
  • Newsanchors: Ryan as "Thomas Guide" and Greg as "Mark the Page"
  • Field reporter: Drew
  • On the green screen: Konga (1961)

Winners

• Ryan and Greg
  • Get to play a game with Drew

Trivia

• During "Weird Newscasters", Colin received the first million points in the US version.
• The credits weren't read aloud in the first season of the American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Gallery

"Newsflash"

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Hats Gallery

Care to be a knight rider?

I haven't had it in four score and seven years

All I want is a few merry men.

I'm into safe sex.

And that's just my hat.

My last boyfriend gave me Hermes.

You got me, Babe.

Uh, hi. I'm the star of my own ABC sitcom and...[buzz] Louis! Louis!

And you don't need to worry, I'm a Trojan.

I'm looking for a girl who can keep her mouth shut.

Care to be touched by an angel?

I'm looking for one good woman who's willing to fight. Are you willing to fight? I'll represent you!