The Doctor Hoedown (US 4-10) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-10 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
They've got doctors young and old
To help you with your heart or glands, or maybe when you've got a cold,
But my friend, Colin, he dances really loose.
The only doctor with his rhyme he needs to see is Dr. Seuss.
Drew:
I love my doctor. He's given me lots of aid.
My doctor makes me feel unafraid.
Why do I love my dear old Dr. Merle?
Well, can you believe that I used to be a girl?
Colin:
I am a doctor. Yes, I'm very bad.
Boy, it makes my patients really, really mad.
The last guy that I had still hasn't healed.
I should've been gentler when I fluffed his Garfield.
Ryan:
I went to see my doctor in his big white cape.
He told me that I really need to get in shape.
Boy, I really hate him. His words, I despise,
But I think that today, I better start to exercise.
All:
Start to exercise!