The Cop Show Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 2-12 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Boy, oh listen,, nothing amuses me
Than sittin' at home and watching reality TV.
Now, that show COPS, I think that it's the bomb
Until I turn it on and say, "Damn, that's my mom!"
Chip:
Yee haw.
I love me a cop show. Of that, you can be sure,
Until one night, I'm watching and they bust down my door.
They bring inside a deputy, they bring inside a jailor,
And then they confiscated everything inside my trailer.
Colin:
I saw a cop show. It really made me mad.
It was so horrible. The writing, it was sad.
The more I watched it, the more it was the pits.
It had Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada. It was called Fish and CHiPs.
Ryan:
Oh boy, those cop shows, they give me such a fright.
And it seems like they are on every single night.
Sure, you can watch 'em if you really want a scare.
Thursdays at eight, you can see Melissa's underwear.
All:
Melissa's underwear!