The Blind Date Hoedown (US 4-03) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-03 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Woooo hooo!
You see something, my dating life is bad.
I opened up the newspaper and then I read an ad.
The ad said it was great and so I did not blunder.
I opened up the door, and there was Stevie Wonder.
Chip:
Once I got a blind date. I really liked his smile.
He was very tall, though. His name was Ryan Stiles.
I went right on through it. That date was pretty rough.
Sure it was a blind date, but I wasn't blind enough.
Colin:
I went on a blind date. Her name was lovely Kate.
Everything was wonderful. Boy, it really was great.
And what happened next, I tell you it is true.
When I went and kissed her, she went "doo do do doo doo doo."
Ryan:
I met a girl one day, who said she really liked me.
Why she did, I really couldn't see.
She really was turned on. She gave me types of clues.
What really got her hot was all my fancy shoes.
All:
All my fancy shoes!