The Birth Hoedown (US 1-13) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 1-13 by Wayne Brady, Denny Siegel, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics
Wayne:
Thank goodness for my mom that I was made.
It was twenty-seven years ago that my dad got [laid].
That's right. You see, upon closer inspection,
I'm standing here 'cause he didn't use protection.
Denny:
When a woman gives birth, her man is filled with pride.
All through the delivery, he stands right by her side.
But nine times out of ten, she'll say to him, "You jerk!
You got to do the fun part and now I do all the work!"
Colin:
Ellen is my wife. The other day, she gave birth.
It was the most beautiful thing on this God's Earth.
When I saw her do it, I said, "Oh my God, dear Ellen!
Looking from this angle, looks like a straw passing a melon!"
Ryan:
I came out of my mother at exactly ten-to-five.
Everyone screamed and ran and yelled, "It’s alive!"
I can't really blame them, I guess it was kinda scary.
Everyone tells me I resemble Drew Carey.
All:
Resemble Drew Carey!
Colin's Cut Verse
Colin:
My wife gave birth yesterday...
Wayne: Congratulations!
Drew: Yeah, congratulations
Colin:
Well, guess what? My wife just gave birth the other day
And I really supported her all the way
Time went for hours. Oh, hours were passing
Oh God!
Trivia
- Wayne's verse is reused in the Birth Hoedown (US 8-07).