The Being a Tory Politician Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed in UK Episode 8-02 by Greg Proops, Rory Bremner, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles.
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Greg:
Tory politicians, they really are a drag,
Bumming common people, that just ain't my bag.
But I am a waffler, and a total prat,
So next election I will vote Liberal Democrat.
Rory: (impersonating John Major)
Noone likes our party, they think we're full of shit.
Presided over Europe, and most of us are split.
When going off on holiday, I do not really care.
The feel-good factor's coming soon, his name is Tony Blair.
Colin:
Politics is very strange, it confuses me a lot.
There's Tories, Liberals, Whigs and others, put me on the spot.
They do things very strange ... (faints)
Ryan:
Being in power can loom really large.
Seems everyone wants to really be in charge.
People who want power will do anything on a dare,
As a matter of fact that's why Clive ripped out all his hair.
All:
Ripped out all his hair!