The Beach Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 12-02 by Wayne Brady, Keegan-Michael Key, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: So I took my metal detector
Keegan: And I went down to the sand
Ryan: I took my wife with me
Colin: She's the best in all the land
Wayne: There was a beep a-beepin
Keegan: And we started to dig right through
Ryan: What do you think I found there?
Colin: We started then to [screw]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Keegan: Well, the sun glared down really hard
Ryan: I think I might have burnt
Colin: I got her to rub on some oil
Wayne: A lesson soon learnt
Keegan: I put some oil upon my skin
Ryan: And ran naked through the s-grass
Colin: Oh, I felt so lovely
Wayne: And said kiss my black ass
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: The cops ran up to us
Colin: They arrested us on the spot
Wayne: For public nudity
Keegan: It wasn't us, oh not!
Ryan: We spent two days in jail
Colin: With sunburns on our bum
Wayne: Locked in the hoosegow
Keegan: At least they could give us some rum!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: So we left the jail
Wayne: We got bailed out
Keegan: We took our towel and pail
Ryan: My wife started to pout
Colin: She started screaming at me
Wayne: I said "Girl stop cryin'"
Keegan: And then I told her to tap me
Ryan: I've got a big [dick] no denyin'!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!