Backstreet Boys Hoedown

The Backstreet Boys Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-25 by Chip Esten, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.

Lyrics

Chip:
Yeee haw!
Them Backstreet Boys, I think they really stink.
It isn't anything personal; they're just not *NSYNC.
This might be kind of weird. It could be a shock.
But I've still got a poster of the New Kids on the Block.

Drew:
Well, I hate radio today.
They don't have anything good to play.
All they play is junk. They are in a rut.
I wish they'd take the Backstreet Boys and shove 'em up their butt.

Colin:
I hate the Backstreet Boys. They bug me like no one else can,
So I came up with a really cunning plan.
I kidnapped them and then I showed them, oh, how to hurt.
I made them all wear a copy of my shirt.

Ryan:
A lot of people think they're the best ones in the land,
But the Backstreet Boys aren't my kind of band.
Many people think that they are heaven sent,
But you're not a band unless you play an instrument.

All:
Play an instrument!