The '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is an edition of the "[[Hoedown]]" game from the {{American}} of ''Whose Line''. It was performed in [[Episode 14-12]] by [[Wayne Brady]], [[Colin Mochrie]], [[Ryan Stiles]], and [[Brad Sherwood]].
+
The '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is an edition of the "[[Hoedown]]" game from the {{American}} of ''Whose Line''. It was performed in [[Episode 14-12]] by [[Wayne Brady]], [[Colin Mochrie]], [[Ryan Stiles]], and [[Brad Sherwood]], with the help of [[Laura Hall]].
== Lyrics ==
== Lyrics ==
<poem>
<poem>
Wayne:
Wayne:
−
Ever since I was a little kid, lookin' at the sky, that was great.
+
Ever since I was a little kid, lookin' at the sky, that was great
−
I wanted to be an astronaut and fly up and stay up late,
+
I wanted to be an astronaut and fly up and stay up late
−
But I'm a coward and I know this to my soul.
+
But I'm a coward and I know this to my soul
−
I don't need to be an astronaut, I'm already an expert in black holes.
+
I don't need to be an astronaut, I'm already an expert in black holes
Colin:
Colin:
−
I am an astronaut, high in outer space.
+
I am an astronaut, high in outer space
−
Look at me just soaring with a big, big smile on my face.
+
Look at me just soaring with a big, big smile on my face
−
Oh I am so happy, this job is heaven-sent,
+
Oh I am so happy, this job is heaven-sent
−
'Cause I'm up here, not on Earth and dealing with the president.
+
'Cause I'm up here, not on Earth and dealing with the president
Ryan:
Ryan:
−
I can't find my space gear, I think it's disappeared.
+
I can't find my space gear, I think it's disappeared
−
That is what I hoped and that is what I feared.
+
That is what I hoped and that is what I feared
−
All my stuff is gone, and it really is so heinous.
+
All my stuff is gone, and it really is so heinous
−
The only place I haven't looked is right up Uranus.
+
The only place I haven't looked is right up Uranus
Brad:
Brad:
Line 31:
Line 31:
Brad:
Brad:
−
This really is difficult, it really is a crime.
+
This really is difficult, it is such a crime
−
I'll come up with a good verse, but Ryan stole my ''[fucking]'' rhyme.
+
I'll come up with a good verse, but Ryan stole my ''[fucking]'' rhyme
−
So I'm just gonna stall some time and think of something else.
+
So I'm just gonna stall some time and think of something else
−
You all just sit there clapping, playing with yourself.
+
You all just sit there clapping, playing with yourself
Aisha:
Aisha:
Line 40:
Line 40:
Ryan:
Ryan:
−
I'm up with a girl in space, oh man, is she a cutie.
+
I'm up with a girl in space, oh man, is she a cutie
−
I'm so happy she is here, she is such a beauty.
+
I'm so happy she is here, she is such a beauty
−
I'm so happy, so happy that they sent me.
+
I'm so happy, so happy that they sent me
−
We've had sex once, and I'm ready for re-entry.
+
We've had sex once, and I'm ready for re-entry
Brad:
Brad:
Line 52:
Line 52:
Brad:
Brad:
−
I've traveled through the galaxy and orbited our globe.
+
I've traveled through the galaxy and orbited our globe
−
I was abducted by aliens and felt a painful probe.
+
I was abducted by aliens and felt a painful probe
−
Sometimes it's hard to be an astronaut, but at least I am employed,
+
Sometimes it's hard to be an astronaut, but at least I am employed
−
Though truly sometimes that probe is a pain in the asteroid.
+
Though truly sometimes that probe is a pain in the asteroid
Wayne:
Ever since I was a little kid, lookin' at the sky, that was great
I wanted to be an astronaut and fly up and stay up late
But I'm a coward and I know this to my soul
I don't need to be an astronaut, I'm already an expert in black holes
Colin:
I am an astronaut, high in outer space
Look at me just soaring with a big, big smile on my face
Oh I am so happy, this job is heaven-sent
'Cause I'm up here, not on Earth and dealing with the president
Ryan:
I can't find my space gear, I think it's disappeared
That is what I hoped and that is what I feared
All my stuff is gone, and it really is so heinous
The only place I haven't looked is right up Uranus
Brad:
That was my rhyme.
Ryan:
Alright. Of course it was.
Brad was gonna say Uranus.
Brad:
Yes, I was.
Brad:
This really is difficult, it is such a crime
I'll come up with a good verse, but Ryan stole my [fucking] rhyme
So I'm just gonna stall some time and think of something else
You all just sit there clapping, playing with yourself
Aisha:
Uh, let's try it one more time. Ryan and Brad, take it away.
Ryan:
I'm up with a girl in space, oh man, is she a cutie
I'm so happy she is here, she is such a beauty
I'm so happy, so happy that they sent me
We've had sex once, and I'm ready for re-entry
Brad:
Aw, come on!! (storms off stage)
Are you kidding me?
Ryan:
You want us to do three more?
Brad:
I've traveled through the galaxy and orbited our globe
I was abducted by aliens and felt a painful probe
Sometimes it's hard to be an astronaut, but at least I am employed
Though truly sometimes that probe is a pain in the asteroid
All:
A pain in the asteroid!
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA
unless otherwise noted.
Edit
