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Wl hoedown 1412

The Astronaut Hoedown (US 14-12) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 14-12 by Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Brad Sherwood, with the help of Laura Hall.

Lyrics

Wayne:
Ever since I was a little kid, lookin' at the sky, that was great
I wanted to be an astronaut and fly up and stay up late
But I'm a coward and I know this to my soul
I don't need to be an astronaut, I'm already an expert in black holes

Colin:
I am an astronaut, high in outer space
Look at me just soaring with a big, big smile on my face
Oh I am so happy, this job is heaven-sent
'Cause I'm up here, not on Earth and dealing with the president

Ryan:
I can't find my space gear, I think it's disappeared
That is what I hoped and that is what I feared
All my stuff is gone, and it really is so heinous
The only place I haven't looked is right up Uranus

Brad:
That was my rhyme.
Ryan:
Alright. Of course it was.
Brad was gonna say Uranus.
Brad:
Yes, I was.

Brad:
This really is difficult, it is such a crime
I'll come up with a good verse, but Ryan stole my [fucking] rhyme
So I'm just gonna stall some time and think of something else
You all just sit there clapping, playing with yourself

Aisha:
Uh, let's try it one more time. Ryan and Brad, take it away.

Ryan:
I'm up with a girl in space, oh man, is she a cutie
I'm so happy she is here, she is such a beauty
I'm so happy, so happy that they sent me
We've had sex once, and I'm ready for re-entry

Brad:
Aw, come on!! (storms off stage)
Are you kidding me?
Ryan:
You want us to do three more?

Brad:
I've traveled through the galaxy and orbited our globe
I was abducted by aliens and felt a painful probe
Sometimes it's hard to be an astronaut, but at least I am employed
Though truly sometimes that probe is a pain in the asteroid

All:
A pain in the asteroid!



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